the Nurds

IT'S ALL ABOUT GAMEPLAY!!

2007-02-14T04:46:00.000-08:00

I can't accept the fact that fellowgamers can't understand the meaning of gameplay!Yeah you know who you are you fat pigs!
First of all when it comes to rate a game you have to look at it from all prespectives.Some of these prespectives are the graphics,the gameplay,the sales and ofcourse the year of release!
I'm not gonna extend in everyone of them,let's stick to the gameplay.
Definition for the stupid(again you know who you are):Gameplay consists of two parts:
1)Complexity:Contains the variety of movements,the actions that the character can perform which always depends on the type of the game.Some specific categories have the privilege to have noumerous actions(such as rpg's) but still they give you a hard time to control the damn character!
Other types of games DON'T NEED to have this kind of variety because it serves no purpose,such as most of platform 2-D games.That's why this first part of gameplay has no significant importance compared to the second..
2)Easement:The character is not hard to move,responses directly without any delays and can easily undo a mistaken action!This does not require many actions from the game as long as it stays aqurate to the user.It works in a reversely proportional kind of way...the more the complexity the less the easement and ofcourse the less the simplicity.One might say:But the two parts of gameplay are completely the oposite,how can it be?And you're right my fellownurd!
But here's the thin red line:It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward!!!!
OHHH sorry that's another priest's evaggelion :)
It's in the hands of the game itself how it uses the variety of actions to make it less hard for the user to control.A classic example are the first person shooters that have many actions and still you have complete control over the character.In this case the camera angle problem vanishes.How can you have a camera problem when it follows every movement in a first person view?And that's the point where third person games have a challenge.How the camera can follow you so that you can see the whole enviroment at all times.2-D games don't have this problem,they just have to be adjusted to fullfill the easiness!3-D games however have to deal with it!Many succesfull 2-D games weren't that succesfull in their 3-D version such as donkey kong 64,which explains the great gameplay of the original game!
Great games are rated including many factors even the stupid ones such as sales!!Pacman and tetris for fuck sake are classic ones but the gameplay...better if i don't speak about it cause i'll be really bad.Only a person with advanced level of mental retardation claims that these games have great gameplay.Period!
In conclusion,one should consider both parts in order to rate the gameplay.
Important:Stupid critics don't know shit!DO NOT trust them..play the game yourself,they don't know shit!
Cheers!!!!

A huge revelation!

2006-11-10T07:26:00.000-08:00

I just saw that castlevania is a god damn 2D game.I was sure that it sucked but now it sucks big time!!Get a life it doesnt exist...and ofcourse the best 2D game ever is Donkey Kong country 1!
I dont care what you assholes say...you're going down...

Life of a nurd...

2006-11-08T01:24:00.000-08:00

It's not easy to fully understand a nurd's lifestyle.You have to be one in order to recognize another nurd.It's kind of typical...mechanical responses to enviromental stimulations..
Usually responses are delayed and followed by retarded answers making the receiver hard to keep up..
Wake up in the morning...unless wake up with alarm clock just to be the first who downloads the newest anime episode...
First of all...you turn on the computer before even washing your face..Imagine the time you're saving by doing this in correct order..
Make a quick coffee that tastes like shit and get your ass in that pc!You have to be one of the first in the world to get that great movie you were waiting for soooo long.If a fellownurd comes first..nevermind,you'll get your chance next time but beware...you cant always come second..it's the kind of silend competition that counts that keeps you awake at nights.Be the first to bring it up in a conversation..
-You guys..i finished MGS3 yesterday and it took me only 27 hours in the hardest level..
-Big deal dude..i finished it two days ago in all difficulty levels

...that means you're going down...

If you go to the movies be sure you take lots of pop corns and spread em all over the place making a hell out of mess.A good nurd leaves his mark wherever he goes..

After the movie is over...TALK ABOUT IT..till someone tells you to shut the fuck up.Then you seek for someone who listens to you.If such person doesnt exist...POST YOUR OPINION ON THE INTERNET GODAMMIT!;
Console collector...beware..having all the consoles released is never enough!You've got to own all the versions...i mean everyone of them..or else get the hell out of here..
If you have long hair..let em be..messed up hair always defines a good nurd..
Use phrases like "oh my god you guys.." or "man this ***** totally rules.." or "hey which one do you prefer?
If someone says "GET A LIFE YOU NURD"....your goal is accomplished!You're a nurd!!Congratulations!Over and out!

KING OF NURDS...

2006-11-08T01:18:00.000-08:00

Oh my god you guys...i watched the movie and it's great...i wanna buy the toys you know...straight from Japan..the past pieces..you know..

2006-11-08T01:01:00.000-08:00

YO ADRIAN I DID IT!!!!!!

2006-11-08T00:54:00.000-08:00

HIGHLY ANTICIPATED GAME!!

2006-11-08T00:44:00.000-08:00

O PSILOS DEN EINAI NURD!

2006-11-08T00:39:00.000-08:00

You dont deserve to be a member of nurds!!!!you're not a nurd!!You're going down...god i hate you man...

RESPECT!!

2006-11-07T10:33:00.000-08:00

WHICH IS THE BEST?VOTE!

2006-11-07T10:25:00.000-08:00

BEST GAME EVER!!!!

2006-11-07T10:20:00.000-08:00

METAL GEAR SOLID 3 SNAKE EATER

NBA doesnt exist!!!

2006-11-07T10:03:00.000-08:00

Get a life!!This guy is gone!!

Better actor!!!

2006-11-07T09:47:00.000-08:00

Who do ya think is better actor ahhh?

Castlevania!!!

2006-11-07T09:43:00.001-08:00

Man i wanna reach to the inverted castle!!!!!
It's like a whole new game...yesssssss

NURDS UNITED!!

2006-11-07T03:45:00.001-08:00

Learn about the outside world dude....Ok staying home is fine...but there's more to do out there...wake up....
I hate castelvania..it's keeping my friends in a cell!!